ponies-and-politics:

idreaminwords:

Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG

in-fit-nity:

closer-each-day:

Sometimes I drink too much vodka or eat 3 servings of macaroni and cheese in one sitting, but by far the most unhealthy habit I have is comparing myself to others.

wow i needed this.

jaclcfrost:

egggcorn:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

but that’s also usually the character that gets their own sub-fandom with dedicated fans and pretty cool fanart

however, that’s also usually the one character that dies

i was just like “oh yay”

but then

“not so much yay”

itseasytoremember:

smilingemoticon:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

whats a librarians favorite color

read

at least the shelf liked ur joke

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

kaibas-pants:

kaiba-s-giant-dick:

kuribohpanties:

if Kaiba Corp really did buy tumblr then Kaiba would have everyone’s blogs monitored for any signs of the god cards or something

He’d have a heart attack because he’d realize everyone and their brother has a BEWD card. 

sobs because I’m like the only one who doesn’t

mad-as-a-bloody-hatter:

10-roses:

thedancinggallifreyan:

littlelionheartedqueen:

if the tardis is infinite with infinite rooms then maybe we’re all in the tardis and don’t even know it

MAYBE OUR ENTIRE UNIVERSE IS ONE ROOM IN THE TARDIS

DOCTOR! WHERE THE FUCK YOU AT

allyson-wonderlnd:

silentlydrawn:

leepaced:

if you didnt ship the queen and joe as a child you need to rethink your life choices

#otp: you’ve been wearing black too long

it’s so true it hurts my heart

(Source: breadmayne)